Dane Cook - Someone S текст песни

more personal,
it's more for you because nobody is ever going to know that it was you...
but you'll know, and that's all that matters.
Next time you go to a party, a great big party,
go into the room where all the coats are, and shit on the coats...
Guaranteed at some point somebody is going to walk outta that room
and go,
SOMEONE SHIT ON THE COATS. SOMEONE HAS SHIT ON THE COATS
That's the only thing you can say when someone shits on the coats,
Someone shit on the coats. They might say,
I think someone shit on the coats", but you know
You just don't want to be the bearer of bad news,
I think someone may have shit on or around the coats area,
theres a smell of shit around the perimeter, the vicinity of coats.
Leading me to believe that someone has shit...
But again you're there, you re there watching it all happen,
and it's your job, all you're going to do at some point,
you're going to lean in and go, What!?!
And then blend back into the crowd...
What?! I hope that it wasn't on my coat.
And then, boom, you re a phantom, you just disappear, disappear.