Dave Carroll - United Breaks Guitars текст песни

I flew United Airlines
on my way to Nebraska
the plane departed Helifax, connecting in Chicago's O'Hare
while on the ground a passenger
said from the seat behind me,
"My God, they're throwing guitars out there!"

The band and I exchanged a look,
best described as terror,
and the action on the tornment
and knowing whose projectiles these would be,
so before I left Chicago I alerted three emplyoees
who showed complete indifference towards me.

United, United - You broke my Taylor guitar!
United, United - Some big help you are,
You broke it, you should fix it,
You're liable, just admit it,
I should have flown with someone else, or gone by car,
'cause United breaks guitars!

When we landed in Nebraska
I confirmed what I suspected
my Taylor had been the victim of a vicious act of malice at O'Hare
so began a year long sagan
of 'pass the bug', 'don't ask me' and
"I'm sorry, Sir, your claim can go nowhere."

So do all the airline's people from
New York to New Deli, including kind Ms. Irlweg,
who says the final word from them is "no",
I heard all your excuses
and I've chased your wild gooses,
and this attitude of yours I'd say must go.

United, United - You broke my Taylor guitar!
United, United - Some big help you are,
You broke it, you should fix it,
You're liable, just admit it,
I should have flown with someone else, or gone by car,
'cause United breaks guitars!

Well I won't say that I'll never fly with you again
'cause, maybe, to save the world, I probably would,
but that won't likely happen,
and if it did I wouldn't bring my luggage
cause you'd just go and break it
into a thousand pieces
just like you broke my heart,
when United breaks guitars.

United, United - You broke my Taylor guitar!
United, United - Some big help you are,
You broke it, you should fix it,
You're liable, just admit it,
I should have flown with someone else or gone by car
'cause United breaks guitars!
Yeah United breaks guitars
Yeah United breaks guitars...