David ODoherty - Faq For The Dod текст песни

My name is David O'Doherty and this should answer any other questions that you might have:

FAQ for the DOD
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Frequently asked questions for David O'Doherty
FAQ for the DOD

Where are you from? I'm from Dublin City
What are your hobbies? Cycling and frisbee
What have you got in store for us tonight?
I'm gonna rock your world in quite a gentle way
Like a delicious cake as opposed to a bag of drugs

Do you have a side-kick? No, I'm the only one in it
Do you stand up at all? Yes, in a minute
How do you describe your style of comedy?
I call it very low-energy musical whimsy
Or VLEMWY

Apart from Vlemwy, do you have any other skills?
Yeah
I can touch-type, 40 words a minute
I've a full driving license with two points on it
I've a decent knowledge of geography
And a basic award in water safety
So my gigs very rarely end in drowning

Where do you write your material? In bed at home
What's the capital of Botswana? Gaborone (Geography)
What do you think is the secret of a great comedian?
You have to like sitting on trains and have quite low self-esteem

(Spoken) Oh you're laughing, you must like me. Please be my friends.

Do you believe in God? No, none
Who's your favourite Beatle? George Harrison
How do you know if you're with the right one or if you're not just with this person 'til the right one comes along?
...
That's quite a complicated question
And one I have to admit I'm not actually asked all that frequently
But I'm pretty sure it has something to do with
Not. Wanting. To. Get off with other people
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