Dem Waffle Houze Boiz - Somethin' Illegal текст песни

I want to do something illegal, like
Doing something that ain’t legal, like
Saying I’m a cop when really I am not
Or copping a feel on a girl who’s really hot
Or dropping my drawers when I’m in a parking lot
Or stealing some cars and hoping I don’t get caught
But if I’m caught, it won’t bother me a bit
«But in prison there ain’t no Waffle House, boy!» Shit
If I’m caught for doing something illegal, like
Dealing drugs or stealing some dumb kid’s bike
I’ll call up my friend, tell him to meet me at the spot
He’ll say «What time?» and I’ll say «About 12 o’clock»
Never show up, but be sure to alert the cops
Sit back and relax as that dumb nigga gets caught
Well, maybe I framed him, yeah, maybe it’s true
But I’ve got to stick with my Waffle Houze crew
I want to do something that ain’t legal, like
Grab myself a brand new set of wheels
Bust open a window and hop on in And drive away just to see how it feels
Stop off at a restaurant to grab some grub
Show a fine-ass woman a whole lot of love
Grab some baked ziti and a dry-ass martini
Run out cause I don’t give a fuck
Gonna terrorize the streets of my city
Grab me some ass, grab me some titty
Do as I please, cause I’mma do me Go ahead all y’all, try and sue me
I’m like Teflon, man, nothing will stick
Take me to court? Nah, suck on my dick
I don’t gotta subscribe to the laws of the land
I do what I want, cause I’m a Waffle Houze man
So what if I want to smoke a little bit of grass?
Or slap my hand upside some girl’s ass?
I want to challenge the mayor’s son to a gentleman’s duel
Maybe get wild and throw around my stool
I don’t want to drink a latte, I want some fucking moonshine
I’ll go up in your car and jack your Alpine
Steal a 747, fly to Mexico City
One key of coke? Nah, how about fifty?
Then I’ll ride back to the States on a bus
Open up on border patrol with a blunderbuss
With all my dirty dubs, I’mma buy a boat
Christen it with Crystal, name it U.S.S. Chode
Crash into a rock and let it explode
2.3 mil down the fucking commode
Ask me if I care, cause bitch I don’t
We won’t go down, cause my dick can float