ERBOH - Michael Jackson Vs. Elvis Presley текст песни

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Young Michael Jackson

Oooh Elvis Presley as I live and breath.
You stole rock and roll, gave us rockabilly cheese.
You dance like an epileptic, nothing but left feet.
I've seen every record you set, man I beat it.
Here's a tip, don't swallow a bucket of drugs.
So you won't die on the toilet dropping hunks of Burning Love.
I'm Bad, I'm a Smooth Criminal, better face up.
Call me Ed Sullivan, shoot you from the waist up.
Watch me moonwalk And I step on your blue suede.
Even in death I go platinum on Blu-Ray.
Spitting out hits since I was six years old.
I'm the King of Pop, you're the King of Jelly Rolls.

Young Elvis Presley

Well I died on the shitter but I don't give a crap.
You ain't got half the badass battle raps that I have.
I got one for your monkey, and two for your clothes.
Three for your family, and four for your nose.
You better surrender talkin' bout them ABC's.
Cause all you wanna do is teach kids the birds and the bees.
This is the big time, Jacko no, dress rehearsal.
I'll light you up like your hair in a Pepsi commercial.
I can tell you're angry, but I can't comprehend it.
I stole from black culture why are you offended?
Your Daddy beat gold records out of you, like alchemy.
Don't make me spank you and dangle your ass over a balcony.

Adult Michael Jackson

Ohhh It's about time for a Thriller.
Didn't lose any chocolate, I just added vanilla.
I'm going Off the Wall, I won't stop 'til I get enough.
Whooping your big fat ass with my shiny glove.
How you gonna talk about the birds and the bees.
When you met your own wife when she was only 14.
Then you made one daughter she came to me.
I took her to my Neverland Ranch to Hee-Hee.
You shoulda stayed in the army dude.
Shamone, even Tito looks better than you.
I'm singing aaaahhhhhh You're singing don't be cruel.
There's only one crown baby let the one King rule.

Old Elvis Presley

You're a creeper dude, you like to grab your own wanger.
I only let you marry my daughter cause I knew you'd never bang her.
You think you're tough? Man, you look like Tootie.
I was badder then you in my Blue Hawaii movie.
You lost your damn mind that's why they cast you in The Wiz.
You're like a sad white woman who never got to be a kid.
I'm out Before you try to hold me and free your willy.
Later weirdo, Elvis is leaving the building.