At what point does a Shakespeare say
I feel it's time I write a play
What subject shall it be today
A tragedy I've done
Lovers twain have been united
Audiences are delighted
No doubt I shall soon be knighted
Royal fame I've won
The Queen has come to every show
And, flattering, she feigns to know
A couplet from a verse, also
A refrain from a rhyme
But the ones I aim to pleaseth
Most of all upon my kneeseth
Are the folk who cough and sneezeth
Through my prose sublime
| 1 | Misery Loves Company |
| 2 | Gothic Lolita |
| 3 | Gentlemen Aren't Nice |
| 4 | Rapunzel |
| 5 | Take the pill |
| 6 | Gloomy Sunday |
| 7 | Dead Is the New Alive |
| 8 | We want them young |
| 9 | Scavenger |
| 10 | Rose Red |