Our fireworks say poo
Our fireworks say anything we want them to
They could be dragons
Or Hagrid-sized flagons of butterbeer
Our Wheezes are cool
Our Wheezes are quickly taking over school
You can't go down a corridor
Without seeing our Wheezes
You can't go down a corridor
| 1 | My Ear Is Not Here |
| 2 | Won Won |
| 3 | Percy Is A Prat |
| 4 | Fred's Dead |
| 5 | Common Room Rock |
| 6 | Mischief Managed |
| 7 | Sweaters |
| 8 | We Miss Quidditch |