Helge Schneider - My Name Is Peter, I'm Old текст песни

My name is Peter - I?ma drummer in a band and I?m old. My name is Peter - I?m grabbing my grave behind the tent. One millimeter a week, cause I?m to schwach to hold the Schaufel with my arms cause I?m old and old! I?m Peter, I feel fine. Four times a year, flying in a plane full of other Omma. Direction of Menorca - Holidays! Sitting on a big table eating cake and drinking HAG! Yes I?m Peter, I?ma drummer in a band and I?m old. I sit on a chair - I count the rest of my hair! It?s colored - a touch of blue, like the other Ommas have too!
My boss is singing englisch, I can?t understand. That?s the reason why I smile sometimes for a little while! Yes I?m Peter and I?m old. I hope see the christmas and the christmastree this year. When I have muck luck, I can see the Easterhase with his Korb full of eggs! Feeling fine. I?m schick with my white jacket. I feel so fine! I need no money!