"and now, the wonderous world of.."
"hey, come to los angeles!
You and your family can have peace and tranquility.
Enjoy the refinement.."
"hey bone, hey nigga where you at though? "
"hello, my name is elaine --
And Iâll be your tour guide through south central los angeles"
[ice cube]
How to survive in south central (what you do? )
A place where bustin a cap is fundamental
No, you canât find the shit in a handbook
Take a close look, at a rap crook
Rule number one: get yourself a gun
A nine in your assâll be fine
Keep it in your glove comparment
Cause jackers (yo) they love to start shit
Now if youâre white you can trust the police
But if youâre black they ainât nothin but beasts
Watch out for the kill
Donât make a false move and keep your hands on the steering wheel
And donât get smart
Answer all questions, and thatâs your first lesson
On stayin alive
In south central, yeah, thatâs how you survive
"hi this is elaine again.
Are you enjoying your stay in south central los angeles,
Or is somebody taking your things? have you witneesed a driveby?
Okay, make sure you have your camcorder ready
To witness the extracurricular activities on blacks by the police,
So you and your family can enjoy this tape, over and over again."
"this is los angeles." "this is los angeles."
[ice cube]
Rule number two: donât trust nobody
Especially a bitch, with a hookerâs body
Cause it ainât nuttin but a trap
And femalesâll get jacked and kidnapped
Youâll wind up dead
Just to be safe donât wear no blue or red
Cause most niggaz get got
In either l.a., compton or watts
Pissed-off black human beings
So I think you better skip the sight-seeing
And if youâre nuttin but a mark
Make sure that youâre in before dark
But if you need some affection mate
Make sure the bitch ainât a section eight
Cause if so thatâs a monkey-wrench hoe
And you wonât survive in south central
"now you realize itâs not all that itâs cracked up to be.
You realize that itâs fucked up!
It ainât nothin like the shit you saw on tv.
Palm trees and blonde bitches?
Iâd advise to you to pack your shit and get the fuck on;
Punk motherfucker!"
And you need your ass straight smoked
Yo I wanna say whassup to dj chilly chill
Sir jinx, aiyyo cube these motherfuckers donât know what time it is
So show these motherfuckers whatâs happenin
Tell these motherfuckers, donât fuck around in south central
God damnit!
[ice cube]
Rule number three: donât get caught up
Cause niggaz are doing anything thatâs thought up
And they got a vice
On everything from dope, to stolen merchandise
We discern
Cause south central l.a., is one big yearn
Waitin for a brother like you to catch a disease
And start slangin kiâs
To an undercover or the wrong brother
And theyâll smother, a out of town motherfucker
So donât take your life for granted
Cause itâs the craziest place on the planet
In l.a. heroes donât fly through the sky of stars
They live behind bars
So everybodyâs doin a little dirt
And itâs the youngsters puttin in the most work
So be alert and stay calm
As you enter, the concrete vietnam
You say, the strong survive
Shit, the strong even die, in south central
Yeah you bitches, you think I forgot about your ass,
You tramp-ass hoes? you better watch out.
And for you so called baller-ass niggaz,
You know what time it is. south central ainât no joke.
Got to keep your gat at all times motherfuckers.
Better keep one in the chamber and nine in the clip God damnit.
Youâll shoâ get got, just like that.
This ainât no joke motherfuckers.
Now I wanna send a shout-out to e-dog, the engineer,
Puttin his two cents in..
"this is los angeles."
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2 | No Vaseline |
3 | Check Yo Self |
4 | Natural Born Killaz |
5 | You Know How We Do It |
6 | Ghetto Vet |
7 | You Can Do It |
8 | Do Your Thang |
9 | Smoke Some Weed |
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