In the isle of man there are no louts
They're all down the dungeons dishing it out
Think them tough but tender
With a bunch of twigs
And a young offender
Old men with purple necks
Who tell you sport is better than sex
Rejuvenare an old pudenda
With a bunch of twigs and a young offender
Sweet little fifteen on a summer hike
Vandal maimed, vandal spite
Vandals sent to up above
A punishment meted out with love
| 1 | Evidently Chickentown |
| 2 | I Wanna Be Yours |
| 3 | Twat |
| 4 | Kung Fu International |
| 5 | I Don't Want To Be Nice |
| 6 | Conditional Discharge |
| 7 | The Ghost Of Al Capone |
| 8 | Sleepwalk |
| 9 | The Pest |
| 10 | Post War Glamour Girl |