 
Jn 2.1-11
John Grey as Preacher Rabbi, Nirva as Mama Mary, Michael Tate as Hero, John Cooper as Kai, Grits as Wedding Party
Preacher Rabbi:
Brothers and sisters, ladies and gentlemen, friends and family: we are gathered here together on this glorious day, under God the Father and the benevolence of ICON, to join these two in holy matrimony.  Can I get an amen?  Huh?  Can I get an amen?
Now, sister, do you take this handsome man to be your lawfully wedded husband?  (Bride: I do) ...Alright!
Now, brother, do you take this fine, beautiful, deluxe, quality lady to be your lawfully wife?  (Groom: Er... uh huh)
Then by the power vested in me by the State of New York and the watchful eye of ICON, I do pronounce you man and wife.  Now it is time...  to get down!
Wedding Party:
(Chorus)
Hey, ya'll let's celebrate
Two people are in love
Hey, ya'll let's celebrate
Like a party from above
Hey, ya'll let's celebrate
Two people are in love
Hey, ya'll let's celebrate
A wedding from above
Mama Mary:
Jesus, can you fix a problem for a friend of mine?
'Cause it seems the party has gone so long and we're out of wine
Hero:
Mother, I'm not a circus act...
Mama Mary:
Say what...?
Hero:
When will you understand?
Can't you leave me out of this.
Mama Mary:
I don't think so...
Hero:
'Cause that's not who I am.
Mama Mary:
Oh, is that right?  C'mon have a heart
You can do your part
Such a special day - so, let's don't trash this...
Wedding Party:
(chorus)
Mama Mary:
People, listen up...  can you hear me?
I'll try to speak up and speak real clearly
Come on back up and make up a little room
While my son makes a toast to the bride and groom now.
Hero:
May you live as one
'Til your days are done
Such a happy day - so, let's all join this...
Wedding Party:
Hey, ya'll let's celebrate
Two people are in love
Hey, ya'll let's celebrate
A wedding from above
Kai:
Did that boy just change water into wine?  Not good.
Wedding Party:
(chorus)