 
Ringo: I don't drink anymore, I don't drink any less.  And here he is, that well-known star of stage, screen, and the rainbow, Mr.  Keith Moon!  Let's hear it for Keith!
Keith: That's uncommonly decent, dear boy, you said that extremely well.
Ringo: Thank you, I've been taking talking lessons.
Keith: Oh really?
Ringo: Yes.
Keith: Anywhere I know?
Ringo: Got my teeth fixed, now my lips don't work.  Ho ho ho.
Keith: Ho ho ho!
Ringo: Well, you see this one...
Keith: Could you ???  with your beard?
Ringo: ...isn't working.
Keith: Isn't work -
Ringo: I could tell from the start...
Keith: I could tell by the -
Ringo: ...it wasn't working.
Keith: Just the way -
Ringo: It's a wonderful track.
Keith: What?
Ringo: It isn't working.
Keith: Wouldn't say a word against the track.
Ringo: Nah, I wouldn't.
Keith: ???
Ringo: With all your friends on it.
Keith: ???
Ringo: Do I know any - who's on this track?  Do I know anybody?
Keith: Most of them.
Ringo: Oh, good.
Keith: Ah...
Ringo: Are you gonna tell me who they are?
Keith: Well, there's Mr.  Danny Kootch.
Ringo: Danny Kootch.
Keith: There's, ah, Jesse Ed Davis.
Ringo: Jesse Ed Davis!
Keith: And, ah, a German friend, Klauss Voorman.
Ringo: Klauss!  (German type gibberish?)
Keith: And, ah, Van Hyde Park.
Ringo: Van Dyke, you know I love your underpants.
Keith: Ah, Mr.  Harry Nilsson.
Ringo: Harry, not Harry Nilsson, the real Harry Nilsson?  You've got the real Harry Nilsson...
Keith: No, not the real one.
Ringo: ...on your record, Keith?
Keith: No, the blow-up.
Ringo: God, you're so lucky!
Keith: It's the uh, you can get it --
Ringo: Jim.  Jim.
Keith: Jump?
Ringo: Jim...  Oh, and you've got Jim Keltner, too!
Keith: And Jim Kelt - yes, I've got Jim Keltner, too!
Ringo: I'm not even here!
Keith: Six Box Tops...
Ringo: Am I in Chicago?
Keith: Okay, I'll accept.
Ringo: Am I in Washington?
Keith: My dog doesn't eat meat.
Ringo: I'm glad.  It's very expensive these days.  My dog can't play pool.
Keith: Why can't your dog play pool?
Ringo: He's got no balls!  Good night, and over to you...  Well, we got him laughing in the box.  Nancy wrote that joke, you know...
Keith: Do you think, ah, they noticed?
 
| 1 | Solid Gold | 
| 2 | Move Over Ms. L | 
| 3 | We Wish You A Merry Christmas | 
| 4 | In My Life | 
| 5 | I Don't Suppose | 
| 6 | Together (Keith & Ringo Vocals From Tracks 9 & 10) |