Les Claypool's Fancy Band - One Betta текст песни

Ol' Silk Johnson,
Cruisin' up mighty fine,
Got a brand new cadillac.
His buddy, Conrad Smith,
Rollin' down the line,
Got last year's cadillac.
Johnson says "Hey Smitty boy,
Whatcha thinkin' of my spankin new Cadillac?"
Smitts just reeled his head back,
Looked him in the eye,
"That's a mighty fine cadillac,

But I'ma gonna get me one better,
Just you wait and see.
I'ma gonna get me one better,
You can't get the best of me.
I'ma gonna get me one better,
The baddest one around.
I'ma gonna get me one better,
'Cos I've got the biggest balls in town."

Remember old Khrushchev
When he was ridin' high with that Sputnik satellite?
He told us Yankee boys,
He was gonna fill the skies,
With them shiny new satellites.
He said "Hey Mr. Eisenhower,
What do you think of my Sputnik satellite?"
Ike just reeled his head back,
Looked him in the eye,
"That's a mighty fine satellite

But I'ma gonna get me one better,
Just you wait and see
I'ma gonna get me one better,
You can't get the best of me,
I'ma gonna get me one better,
The baddest one around,
I'ma gonna get me one better,
'Cos I've got the biggest balls in town."