Once upon a swinging time
Frank Sinatra looked around
And he said, "I'm lonely for some cats and kitties"
So he built himself a man
Out of clay, the story goes
Then he made him a groovy chick so they could mingle
The cat surveyed the lady fair
He purred, "I'd know you anywhere"
He introed, "Madam, my name is Adam"
And she said, "Buddy, you're all covered in mud, head to toe"
And Frank said, "Now you will be man and wife"
They said, "Oh, do we hafta?"
And they lived happily ever after
First a week to dig the Falls
Then they made the Poconos
Every room a heart-shaped haven, ooh, them bubbles
Next the recess ding-a-ling
Turned that Chevy to the left
Vic Damone at the Frontier Room, and there's no cover
This chick adored her shining knight
They coo-cooed till the morning light
She segued, "Lovey, my turtle dovey"
And he said, "Sister, let's savor this bliss evermore"
And Frank looked round and he saw it was good
Dug the kicks and the laughter
And they lived happily ever after
By the pool one afternoon
Chickie met that record man
He said, "Check my apple pie, I think you'll dig it"
Those kids took a little bite
Reaching for their darkest shades
And before you could say "Jack Robin," they were swinging
That chick turned into Peggy Lee
Thus Bobby Darin came to be
They sang out, "Blue Eyes, here comes us new guys"
And they said, "Frankie, we'd just like to thank everyone here"
And Frank said, "I always knew you'd be stars
Here and in the hereafter
Let's all live happily
Make that swingingly
Let's all live happily ever after"
1 | Separate Vacations |
2 | Kilroy Was Here |
3 | Nero's Song (There's No Place Like Rome) |
4 | The Last Words Of Sigmund Freud |