LittleKuriboh - I'm On A Blimp текст песни

Seto Kaiba [spoken]: Hey, check it out, free blimp ride for three! Now, who should I take? Hmm...Marik...
Marik [spoken]: Splendid!
Seto Kaiba [spoken]: ...and that little blonde-haired girl.
Girl [spoke]: Hooray!
Mokuba Kaiba [spoken]: But, Seto--
Seto Kaiba [spoken]: Shut up, Mokuba!
Teddy [spoken]: Hail, Satan!

Seto Kaiba [spoken]: Oh snap! Everybody get your trading cards ready, 'cause we're about to throw down! Everybody in the place shuffle your fucking deck! But make sure you don't have any illegal cards, or you shall be disqualified!
Marik [spoken]: God cards are okay, though!

Seto Kaiba and Marik:
I'm on a blimp!
I'm on a blimp!
Everybody look at me, 'cause I'm dueling on a blimp!
I'm on a blimp!
I'm on a blimp!
Take a good, hard look at the motherfucking blimp!

Marik:
I'm on a blimp, motherfucker, in the fucking sky
Straight pimping on a blimp, and I'm so high
Yugi Muto wears clothes like a fucking gimp
He can't stop me and my minions 'cause I'm on a blimp!

Seto Kaiba:
Hit the ignition switch!
I'm on a blimp, bitch!
We're playing card games in the sky, 'cause I'm so rich!
I've got locator cards, and my Duel Disk (TM)
I'm winning finals, you're in Duelist Kingdom losing star chips!

Marik:
I'm riding on a dragon, shooting flames and smoke
It's breathing fire, making everybody choke
But this ain't Middle-Earth, and we're not Frodo and Sam
And we're not gay, by the way, least I don't think that I am

Seto Kaiba:
I'm on a blimp, and
It's going fast, and
We're flying over a city that looks like Zanarkand
I'm the KaibaCorp king, on a blimp like Kiki
If you're on the ground, then you're sure not me-me!

Marik:
Get the fuck up! This blimp is real!
Fuck land, I'm in the clouds, motherfucker!
Fuck Squall, I like Cloud, motherfucker!
My fangirls think I'm well-endowed, motherfucker!
To murder Yugi's what I've vowed, motherfucker!

Seto Kaiba:
Hey, dad, if you could see me here
Arms spread wide as the fangirls cheer
Sounding just like Solid Snake from Metal Gear
With Obelisk in my deck, anything is possible!

Teddy:
Yeah, never thought I'd be in the air
I'm just a fluffy, cute teddy bear
Lord Satan, look at me, oh, oh
Never thought I'd feel so well
It'd be funny if somebody fell
Hey, what's that burning smell?
Oh, it's your mother playing card games in hell!

Seto Kaiba and Marik:
I'm on a blimp!
I'm on a blimp!
Everybody look at me, 'cause I'm dueling on a blimp!
I'm on a blimp!
I'm on a blimp!
Take a good, hard look at the motherfucking blimp!