MC Router - Bill Gates Revolution текст песни

I pop out my rhymes faster than Pez
Ask Bill Gates and see what he says
I went to his office to borrow some pens
I took one off his desk and accidently took his Benz

So I'm driving down the street listening to 133t G33k B34t
A laptop in the window is pretty freakin' sweet
Man this ride has some hot circuitry
Bill Gates is so hax0r elite

So his 1337 car wrecked and it took my breath
Fatal error like the Blue Screen of Death
Stranded on the information highway road
The car stopped receiving its binary code

So I headed back, to wherever Bill was
I found him doing.. whatever it is he does
Making some software that's worse than a rash
An operating system that you know is gonna crash

So I returned his car and he got real pissed off
He grabbed his keys to return to Microsoft
I yelled "wait a minute you forgot something"
But before he could respond, I heard his cell phone ring

Shortly after answering Bill collapsed in sobs -
He was just informed he got owned by Steve Jobs!
Bill thought he had it all in the bag
Making operating systems with crashes and lag

He thought a 486 PC was fast
It ran Windows ME, what a blast from the past
That operating system is so old,
it was a horror story, my grandmother told.

He said "I'm sorry my software is fine
You need to get a faster cable line"
She said "I have T-8 and a really nice computer
I built it myself and connected it to a rooter"

He said "LOL it's not a rooter, it's a router"
And then he said "LOL" even louder
She got pretty mad, and hung up the phone.
Bill looked at me, and then headed home.

So sitting online thinkin' of where I've been
About how I wanted to borrow a pen
Instead I pissed off Bill and changed his resolution
I guess I wasn't prepared for the Bill Gates revolution