Mary-Kate And Ashley Olsen - Spoken Word Skits текст песни

[Cattle drive:]

I'll get it.
Me too.
Do the Olsen Twins live here?
Yes sir.
Well, howdy ma'am and ma'am.
Howdy.
My name is Bako Stakes and those are my men on horses over there, we have four thousand head of cattle we have to drive to Abilene by nightfall. I was wondering if you two would mind if we drove our cattle through your living room and out your back door. It would save us a lot of time.
Well, if it will help.
Should we move the furniture?
No need, my men'll be careful. Okay boys, move 'em on through.
Stand out of the way, girls.
Girls, what's going on down there?
Nothing mom.

[Echo:]

Do you hear something in the basement?
I don't know, let's find out.
Is anyone down there? (Is anyone down there?)
It's only a echo. (It's only a echo.)
I wonder why there's a echo? (How should I know?)
That's not a real echo. (That's not a real echo.)
Are you a real echo? (None of your business.)
Let's get out of here. (Am stray.)
Wait for me! (Wait for me!)

[Fire engine:]

Hey, look up the street.
Fire engines.
Is something on fire?
They're coming up our driveway.
They're getting out the truck.
I don't smell anything burning.
You answer it.
Yes sir?
Do the Olsen twins live here?
That's us.
And did you two enter a draw to win a puppy from the fire department?
You mean?
I mean, you won! You have won five hundred pauling puppies!
Come on men, set 'em down here.
oooo they're so cute.
So long.
I can't believe it! Five hundred puppies!
What are we gonna tell mom and dad?

[Ginger The Talking Horse:]

Hey, Ashley, what's a horse doing in the living room?
Ginger's not just any horse, she's a tap dancing horse.
Yeah, right.
No, really. Show her, Ginger. Five, six, seven, eight!
Isn't she great?
I think we'd better wipe the hoof prints off the wall.

[Sofamobile:]

Did you see the new sofa?
Oh cool!
Let's take it for a ride.
Mary-Kate, it's only a sofa.
It's  sofamobile!
It is?
Now, stick your finger in the cushion.
Like this?
And turn it!
Amazing.
Hold on!
Watch out for the lamp!
Oops.
Quick! Pedel to the medal!
Where to?
Head for the play room!
No! The back yard!

[The Backwards Song Box:]

Ashley, what is that gizmo?
It's a backwards song box.
You take a song.
Feed it in this tube.
Turn this dial.
Press command B flat.
And out it comes, backwards!
Try some of our album.
'Double up, double up, two are in the middle, double up, double up'
'pu elbuod, pu elbuod, elddim eht ni era owt, pu elbuod, pu elbuod'
oooo I like that.

[The Popcorn Tree:]

Mary-Kate, why are you planting that popcorn kernel?
I'm growing a popcorn tree.
A popcorn tree? No such thing.
Wait and see.
Gee, it grows fast.
Uh oh, it's going right through the sky-light!
You see all those kernels on the branches?
Yeah.
You notice it's a hot sunny day.
Uh huh.
Cool.
Look at all the popcorn flying through the air.
Weeeeeeeeeeeeee.
We grew a popcorn tree.
YAY.
Ashley, what are you doing with that butter?
Planting a melted butter bush.
Good answer.

[The Train:]

I'll get it.
Yes?
Hello, my name's Railroad Bill, I'm an engineer for Amtrak.
Oh, hi.
We're running behind schedule today and we were wondering if we could take a short-cut through your living room.
It's alright with us.
Great! Okay boys, let's run the train through.
Do we have to move the furniture?
Don't bother, we'll go around it.
Wow! What a long train!
Cattle cars and everything!
Girls, what's going on down there?
Nothing mom.
Just doing a favor for a friend.