Mickey Avalon - My Dick текст песни

My dick cost a late-night fee
Your dick got the HIV
My dick plays on the double feature screen
Your dick went straight to DVD
My dick: bigger than a bridge
Your dick look like a little kid's
My dick: large like the Chargers, the whole team
Your shit look like you're 14
My dick: locked in a cage, right
Your dick suffers from stage fright
My dick: so hot its stolen
Your shit look like Gary Coleman
My dick: pink and big
Your dick stinks like shit
My dick got a Caesar do
Your dick needs a tweezer dude
My dick is like super size
Your dick look like 2 fries
My dick: more mass than the Earth
Your dick half-staff; it needs work
My dick: been there, done that
Your dick sits there with dunce cap
My dick: VIP
Your shit needs ID

Its time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
DS is the best in the business
PS- we got dicks like Jesus

Its time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
DS is the best in the business
PS- we got dicks like Jesus

My dick need no introduction
Your dick don't even function
My dick serve the whole luncheon
Your dick looks like a munchkin
My dick: size of a pumpkin
Your dick looks like Macaulay Culkin
My dick: good good lovin
Your dick: good for nothin
My dick benchpress 350
Your dick couldn't shoplift at thrifty
My dick: pretty damn skippy
Your dick: hungry as a hippy
My dick don't fit down the chimney
Your dick is like a kid from the Phillippines
My dick is like an M16
Your dick: broken vending machine
My dick parts the seas
Your dick farts and queefs
My dick: rumble in the jungle
Your dick got touched by your uncle
My dick goes to yoga
Your dick: fruit roll-up
My dick: Grade A beef
Your dick: Made a geek
My dick: sick and dangerous
Your dick: quick and painless
My dick...'nuff said
Your dick: loves Fred

Its time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
DS is the best in the business
PS- we got dicks like Jesus

Its time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
DS is the best in the business
PS- we got dicks like Jesus

Dicks like Jesus