Misc Dementia - Deteriada (national Lampoon, Spoken Solemly) текст песни

Go placidly amid the noise and waste, and remember what comfort
There may be in owning a piece thereof. Avoid quiet and passive
Persons, unless you are in need of sleep. Rotate your tires. Speak
Glowingly of those greater than yourself, and heed well their
Advice, even though they be turkeys. Know what to kiss, and when.
Consider that two wrongs never make a right, but that three do.
Wherever possible, put people on hold. Be comforted, that in the
Face of all aridity and disillusionment, and despite the changing
Fortunes of time, there is always a big future in computer
Maintenance. Remember the Pueblo. Strive at all times to bend,
Fold, spindle, and mutilate. Know yourself. If you need help, call
The FBI. Exercise caution in your daily affairs, especially with
Those persons closest to you; that lemon on your left, for instance.
Be assured that a walk through the ocean of most souls would
Scarcely get your feet wet. Fall not in love, therefore, it will
Stick to your face. Gracefully surrender the things of youth,
Birds, clean air, tuna, Taiwan, and let not the sands of time get in
Your lunch. Hire people with hooks. For a good time, call
606-4311, and ask for Ken. Take heart, in the deepening gloom, that
Your dog is finally getting enough cheese, and reflect that whatever
Misfortune may be your lot, it could only be worse in Milwaukee.
You are a fluke of the universe. You have no right to be here. And
Whether you can hear it or not, the universe is laughing behind your
Back. Therefore, make peace with your God, whatever you conceive
Him to be, hairy thunderer, or cosmic muffin. With all its hopes,
Dreams, promises, and urban renewal, the world continues to
Deteriorate. Give up.