Someone had earlier asked for CHIRSTMAS SONGS
(novelty christams songs that is).
This one's slightly Christmassy; anyway, it mentions
Christmas twice, has a lot of snow in it, and goes to
The tune of "Jingle Bells"
Stay Demented,
jerry
Dyslexics of the world untie!
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Dashing through the snow,
In my rusty Chevrolet,
Down the road I go,
Sliding all the way.
I need new piston rings,
I need some new snow tires,
My car is held together with
A piece of chicken wire!
O, rust and smoke, the heater's broke, the door just blew away!
I light a match to see the dash, and then I start to pray!
The frame is bent, the muffler went, the radio, it's OK!
Oh, what fun it is to drive this rusty Chevrolet!
I went to da I.G.A,
To get some Christmas cheer,
I just passed up my left front tire
And it's gettin' hard to steer!
Skidding down da highway,
Right passed da Naganey cops,
I had to drag my swampers
To get the car to stop!
O, rust and smoke, the heater's broke, the door just blew away!
I light a match to see the dash, and then I start to pray!
The frame is bent, the muffler went, the radio, it's OK!
Oh, what fun it is to drive this rusty Chevrolet!
Bouncing through the snowdrifts,
In a big blue cloud of smoke,
People laugh as I drive by
I wonder what's da joke?
I got to get to Shopco,
To pick up the lay-a-way,
Cuz Santa Claus is comin' soon
In his big old rusty sleigh!
O, rust and smoke, the heater's broke, the door just blew away!
I light a match to see the dash, and then I start to pray!
The frame is bent, the muffler went, the radio, it's OK!
Oh, what fun it is to drive this rusty Chevrolet!
1 | Three Minute Hamlet |
2 | The Twelve Days of Halloween |
3 | Mta |
4 | The Vatican Rag |
5 | Nirvana - Nevermind |
6 | Negligee |
7 | Fifty Ways to Hose Your Code |
8 | Unix* |
9 | Cycles For Nothing |
10 | Computer Man |