First you get down on your knees
Tell the Council pretty please
Call that Roman Church Prefect, and
Then defect, then defect, then defect.
If you are an ex-dictator
North or south of the equator
If you face a downfall
Give a call to John Paul
Under the Vatican Flag
While your Drug thugs are helicoptin you
You'll get hugs with Nuns adopting you
While the troops are Rockin' Rollin' you
Twisted Sisters are consolling you
Don't you let those US Narcos
Treat you like Imelda Marcos
2 - 4 - 6 - 8
Da-Chu Ping Don't hesitate
Tell Leona fly to Rome,
We'll make Zsa Zsa feel at home
John Paul gave Manuel some hope, but
Then the pope put the dope on a rope
If you gain no time to Rescue
Your too late like Nick Chechesu
Go and spend a century
Inside a penitentiary
We'll be empthatican,
Get out of our attic an
Stop playing Vatican Tag.
1 | Three Minute Hamlet |
2 | The Twelve Days of Halloween |
3 | Mta |
4 | The Vatican Rag |
5 | Fifty Ways to Hose Your Code |
6 | Unix* |
7 | Nirvana - Nevermind |
8 | Negligee |
9 | Cycles For Nothing |
10 | Mosquito |