I saw it on a cereal box,
'said it costs just three mere bucks
I shipped it off with seven tops,
and waited by the mail.
In seven weeks it finally came,
I ripped the box without no shame,
I turned it on, it fell apart but that was just the start.
I know the time is right,
won't let the chance go by.
I'll give it one more try before I send,
before I send it back.
I met her at an Eastown bar,
I knew it wouldn't go real far.
I called her up, we had a date, another after that.
Then there was a sudden change,
the silly girl forgot my name,
I knew it was just all her game but it could not be the same
| 1 | The Freshman |
| 2 | Thigh High Nylons |
| 3 | Beer |
| 4 | On And On |
| 5 | Brain On Ska |
| 6 | Skank By Numbers |
| 7 | Life Is Too Short |
| 8 | In Your Face |
| 9 | We Want The Mustard |
| 10 | Not Again |