 
Went to the store, sat on Santa's lap
Asked him to bring my friends all kinds of crap
Said all you need is to write them a song
Now you haven't heard it yet so don't try to sing along
No don't sing along
Monica, Monica, have a happy Hanukkah
Saw Santa Claus, he said hello to Ross
And please tell Joey, Christmas will be snowwwwwy
And Rachel and Chandler, haoedoodehummdandler!
| 1 | Smelly cat (Драный Кот) | 
| 2 | Драный кот (с переводом) | 
| 3 | Christmas Song | 
| 4 | Smelly Cat | 
| 5 | Sticky Shoes | 
| 6 | Two Heart Attacks | 
| 7 | It Only Takes Two Heart Attacks | 
| 8 | Grandma | 
| 9 | Two Of Them Kissed Last Night |