'Tis half past three and the chill is gone
It's the longest binge I've ever been on
Had so many pints, my mind's stupefied
But through all the haze I still hear the cry!
Drink, motherfucker, drink, motherfucker, drink!
A curse to you lads, a curse on your head,
Drinking pint after pint until I am dead
I just keep drinking and I don't know why,
But tonight is the night that I drink 'til I die!
It's quarter to five and I'm still going strong
Is this the only place I truly belong?
To make it all end I the good Lord beseech,
Lying on the floor with my drink out of reach!
Drink, motherfucker, drink, motherfucker, drink!
A curse to you lads, a curse on your head,
Drinking pint after pint until I am dead
I just keep drinking and I don't know why,
But tonight is the night that I drink 'til I die!
'Tis six in the morning, can't remember my name,
I see all those faces - they all look the same
And the puke on the floor makes a terrible stink,
What is this demon that makes me want to drink!
Drink, motherfucker, drink, motherfucker, drink!
A curse to you lads, a curse on your head,
Drinking pint after pint until I am dead
I just keep drinking and I don't know why,
But tonight is the night that I drink 'til I die!
(Drink, motherfucker, drink, motherfucker, drink!
Drink, motherfucker....)
Drink, motherfucker, drink, motherfucker, drink!
A curse to you lad, a curse on your head,
Drinking pint after pint until I am dead
I just keep drinking and I don't know why,
But tonight is the night that I drink 'til I die!
It's now almost noon and the spinning has stopped
There'll be no more drink, to the floor I do drop
And there's Ol' Nick offering eternal pain,
He smiles as he sings this infernal refrain:
Drink, motherfucker, drink, motherfucker, drink!
A curse to you lads, a curse on your head,
Drinking pint after pint until I am dead
I just keep drinking and I don't know why,
But tonight is the night that I drink 'til I die!
A curse to you lad, a curse on your head,
Drinking pint after pint until I am dead
I just keep drinking and I don't know why,
But tonight is the night that I drink 'til I die!
DRINK, MOTHERFUCKER, DRINK, MOTHERFUCKER, DRINK!!!
1 | I Wear No Pants |
2 | My Last Night In Baltimore |
3 | Itches In Me Britches |
4 | Me Life Is A Glass |
5 | Inbred Local |
6 | Untitled Bitter Song |
7 | Lager Than Life |
8 | A Warning |
9 | Bring Us More Beer |