Too bad I already died
Killed by a celery stick man
Killed by a celery stick man
I was on the farmers field of old
Lit a match to shield the cold
I watched it drop
Destroyed the crop
Killed by a celery stick man
Killed by a celery stick man
The celery crop was burnt down
The beautiful green, turned to brown
Out came a man
I quickly ran
Killed by a celery stick man
Killed by a celery stick man
I run and run and run and run
From the celery stick man
I run and run and run and run
But he can run, faster than I can
Killed by a celery stick man
Killed by a celery stick man
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| 2 | Dragon Vs. T-Rex |
| 3 | Tabasco |
| 4 | 10 Foot Midget |
| 5 | Metallica's Pimples |
| 6 | Pretzels |
| 7 | Krynor |
| 8 | Singing Naked |
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