So an old lady I had to bash
Hit her in the head, she almost died
Then her children went and cried
Because I beat up the lady who was so frail
The court ordered me to go to jail
I'm being raped in jail
I'm being impaled
By a large throbbing cock
Covered with a sock
On the way to jail in the bus
I met a friendly guy, his name was Gus
He was going to jail for robbing a bank
Saw the bulge in his pants then my heart sank
I'm being raped in jail
I'm being impaled
By a large throbbing cock
Covered with a sock
Drop the soap, in the shower
His members size, made me cower
In my anus his penis does go
I show my "O" face Oh oh oh oh OHHHHHH!
I'm being raped in jail
I'm being impaled
By a large throbbing cock
Covered with a sock
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| 2 | Dragon Vs. T-Rex |
| 3 | Tabasco |
| 4 | 10 Foot Midget |
| 5 | Singing Naked |
| 6 | I Hate You |
| 7 | Pretzels |
| 8 | Metallica's Pimples |
| 9 | Krynor |
| 10 | The Funny Thing Is We're Trying |