 
[Spoken]
Morning Sleepy Head!
Time To Get Up!
I said
It's time to get up!
Rise and shine,
It's a whole new day full of opportunities AND possibilities.
I said
[Screamed]
WAKE UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!
[Verse/Whatever]
Touch that snooze button,
It'll rip off your
(Ahem)
EAR!
YEAH
That's IT, YOUR EAR!
Wake up
But I don't wanna get up!
I said WAKE UP!
But I don't WANNA GET UP!
C'mon WAKE IT UP!
BUT I don't WANNA GET UP
I SAID WAKE UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!
BUT I don't WANNA GET UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!
[Both Dudes]
NARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
YOU BETTER GET UP
YOU BETTER GET UP
YOU BETTER GET UP BEFORE I START SINGING YOU A SOOONNG!
Alright, Alright, I'm Up, I'm Up,
Just Please Stop Singing Man You Sing Like SHITTTT!
 
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| 2 | Because Boobs | 
| 3 | The Dumb Song | 
| 4 | Obey The Beard | 
| 5 | Do You Want A Taco? | 
| 6 | Girl Directions | 
| 7 | We Ran Out Of CD Space | 
| 8 | ABCDEath | 
| 9 | Two Ton Paperweight | 
| 10 | Minimum Rage |