Joy to the world while you're decking all the halls
Ya better watch out or we'll kick you in the balls
Here we come a-wassailing Feliz Navidad
Grandma got run over by a reindeer fa-la-la
Crush your balls with a sleigh
Jingle bells in your face
[Chorus]
Jingle bell jingle bell jingle bell metal
Fucking shit up with a double bass pedal
Ring-a-ling hear them ring, jolly and brutal
Escape from this very merry medley is futile
Dashing through the snow in a wintry wonderland
The little drummer boy never really had a band
Come all ye faithful in a manger heard on high
Do you hear what I hear, silver bells, rum-pum-pum
[Chorus]
| 1 | Beer is good |
| 2 | Because Boobs |
| 3 | The Dumb Song |
| 4 | Obey The Beard |
| 5 | Do You Want A Taco? |
| 6 | Girl Directions |
| 7 | We Ran Out Of CD Space |
| 8 | ABCDEath |
| 9 | Two Ton Paperweight |
| 10 | Minimum Rage |