 
Grandma got run over by a reindeer fa-la-la
Crush your balls with a sleigh
Jingle bells in your face
(Chorus)
Jingle bell jingle bell jingle bell metal
Fucking shit up with a double bass pedal
Ring-a-ling hear them ring, jolly and brutal
escape from this very merry medley is futile
Dashing through the snow in a wintry wonderland
The little drummer boy never really had a band
Come all ye faithful in a manger heard on high
Do you hear what i hear, silver bells, rum-pum-pum
(Chorus)
| 1 | Beer is good | 
| 2 | Because Boobs | 
| 3 | The Dumb Song | 
| 4 | Obey The Beard | 
| 5 | Do You Want A Taco? | 
| 6 | Girl Directions | 
| 7 | We Ran Out Of CD Space | 
| 8 | ABCDEath | 
| 9 | Two Ton Paperweight | 
| 10 | Minimum Rage |