In a crowd
With no escape
Is when I feel
My privates wake!
Got to find
Some privacy
Or they will see
Me scratching me!
[Chorus]
My balls itch!
They're itching, I gotta scratch 'em
Way down low!
My balls are a ball of fire
My balls itch!
They're itching, I gotta scratch 'em
Way down low!
My balls are a ball of fire
Irritation
Toleration
Scrotum itching
Leaves me bitching
Can't endure this
Epidermis
Scrotum itching
Leave me buh...
[End of chorus]
Tension builds
There's got to be
A way to end
My agony
Pockets deep
Where no one sees
I find the keys
To my relief!
[Chorus]
| 1 | Beer! |
| 2 | Beer is good |
| 3 | Because Boobs |
| 4 | The Dumb Song |
| 5 | Obey The Beard |
| 6 | Do You Want A Taco? |
| 7 | Girl Directions |
| 8 | We Ran Out Of CD Space |
| 9 | ABCDEath |
| 10 | Two Ton Paperweight |