Eating magic mushrooms ain't for me
Or getting all screwed up on LSD
Or eating bean sprouts all day long
And smoking pot out of a bong
Wearing flowers in my hair
And having dirty underwear
I don't wanna be a granola-head (2x)
Whacked-out hippies' brains are scrambled eggs
Ugly chicks with very hairy legs
I think I'd rather be at home
Listening to the Ramones
Or hanging out and getting drunk
With a bunch of useless punks
CHORUS
Or can't you see
It's not for me
Or eating bean sprouts all day long
And smoking pot out of a bong
Wearing flowers in my hair
And having dirty underwear
CHORUS (2x)
| 1 | Teenage Bonehead |
| 2 | Debra Jean |
| 3 | Ben Weasel |
| 4 | From Your Boy |
| 5 | Feeling Groovy |
| 6 | Little Honda |
| 7 | Voodoo Doll |
| 8 | Fuck This World |
| 9 | I Didn't Get Invited to The Prom |
| 10 | Born To Do Dishes |