How on earth did I get here, 
or how on earth did I get here on Earth?
I was on the road to New Orleans,
and all I want to do is to spend time with you. 
America's Funniest Home Videos, Big Red, and Hall & Oates 
will follow you wherever you go. 
Top three reasons for leaving:
Number one.
I tried, but I couldn't change for you. 
I thought your love would bind me 
and my flaws would be subdued.
Number two.
I can't go downstairs into that living room. 
Oh Kurt, give me an answer. 
Oh John, give me a sign. 
Oh Daryl, sing me something that will make me lose my mind. 
You make my dreams come true! 
Number three.
I lost my beard, and I hear Portland is great this time of year. 
Oh John, give me an answer. 
Oh Kurt, give me a sign. 
Oh Daryl, sing me something that will make me lose my mind. 
Will you remind me when I'm not well?
That's all I can ask.
| 1 | Beast of Joy | 
| 2 | Secrets | 
| 3 | Elizabeth | 
| 4 | Rickey Henderson | 
| 5 | Patience | 
| 6 | The Atlantic | 
| 7 | Black Sunday |