Rodney Rude - Rubber Legged Bloke Sprays Mates At Piss Trough текст песни

Yeh yeah!
(steady eddy)
Oh fuck off mate, you got about as much manners, yelling out stup.. puttin' shit on poor old..Don't fucken parrot pack like that!
You'd be askin' poor fucken Steady Eddy to go in a an egg and Spoon race, you'd do!
Poor fucken Steady. You'd be askin' the poor fuck to thread a needle!
Steady, I took Steady out the other night the bloody to. Wherever the fuck it was, the Tullamarine, yeah to ah the Dragonfly. Took Steady out to the Dragonfly, Tullamarine there for a Chinese feed. Had to bring the poor prick halfway through the night he had stab marks in his cheeks. Don't give Steady fucken chopsticks!
Line him up a blind date, the woman bloody abused him the next day. Reckon she felt like she been standin' nude at the end of a fucken golf drivin' range when Steady had finished with her. Bruises all over her vagina when Steady had been tryin' to plant one!
Took Steady up to bloody Queensland, were divin' off Briby Island. Poor old Steady come up too quick he got the fucken straights!
I was gonna take a break there but I feel guilty that we put shit on Steady Eddy and I wanna do a dedication to him kinda show me respect.
I do a quick dedication to Steady, ok right here ya go. Show respect
Steady Eddy don't have mates at the piss trough,
Cos Steady sprays it all around the room!
If you're standing next to Steady at the piss trough
The quicker that you leave one leg too soon
Yes he's very liked is our Steady
And he's got a lot more mates than me and you
But he don't have any mates at the piss trough
Cos Steady wouldn't piss all over you!

Great audience, yes sir, thank-you, great, thank-you, yeah, yeah
Look at all these cunts bowin' that's fucken great!
Thank-you very much what a great audience!