SS: I'm fucking Matt Damon
MD: She's fucking Matt Damon
SS: I'm sorry but it's true
SS: I'm fucking Matt Damon
MD: She's fucking Matt Damon
SS: I'm not imagining it's you
SS: I'm fucking Matt Damon
MD: On the bed, on the floor
On a towel by the door,
In the tub, in the car,
Up against the mini-bar
SS: I'm fucking Matt Damon
MD: She's fucking Matt Damon
SS: While you're drinking Diet Snapple
SS: I said I'm fucking Matt Damon
MD: She said she's fucking Matt Damon
*break*
MD: Hey Kimmel, how do you like them apples?
Get it? It's like because I'm talking about her breasts?
SS: Yeah? that's funny.
*end break*
SS: Hey Jim, don't take it bad
Remember all the good times we had
Like the time we went fishing
And we caught a bunch of fish
Then you puked in the bucket
Of the fish that we caught
Girls: Knock knock!
Boys: Who's that knocking at my door?
Girls: Amfa!
Boys: Amfa who?
Girls: I'm fucking Matt Damon
Boys: She's fucking Matt Damon
SS: I'm fucking Matt Damon
MD: She's fucking Matt Damon
SS: And you know that I ain't lying
SS: I said I'm fucking Matt Damon
MD: She's fucking Matt Damon
SS: Ask The Insider's Pat O'Brien
SS: On the bed, on the floor
On a towel by the door,
In the tub, in the car,
Up against the mini-bar
MD: She's fucking Matt Damon
SS: She's fucking Matt Damon
MD: She's fucking Matt Damon