howard melworm, you tried so hard to get your start
in the literary world but you couldn't make a mark,
all the people weren't prepared for what you had to say,
all the people were bastards anyway!
howard melworm, a modern day ibsen,
howard melworm, so full of conviction,
howard melworm, if you knew what you mean to me,
howard melworm, all your blues would be history.
howard melworm, a man with nerves of steel,
marginal relevance and reluctant sex appeal,
dedications to intellectual betters,
and casual acceptance of rejection letters.
howard melworm,
howard melworm,
howard melworm.
1 | Sometimes I Wish That I Was A Cat |
2 | Cetacean History |
3 | Moustache King |
4 | Amor Fati |
5 | Antarctic Stare |
6 | Tiger! |
7 | Chase and Sanborn (A Quale of Friendship) |
8 | Teachers Get Tired |
9 | 1995 Store Champion |