Harry woke up and his name was John,
His Grandma said 'John, you have been in a coma.'
John, John, John, John Simons,
Harry Potter was just a dream.
John, John, John, John Simons,
John, don't believe in all you've seen.
John said 'Nan did I defeat the Dark Lord?'
His Grandma said 'John you have been in a car crash.'
John, John, John, John Simons,
Voldemort was just a dream.
John, John, John, John Simons
John, don't believe in all you've seen.
Harry woke up and his name was John.
His Grandma said John you have been in a coma
| 1 | Harry Turtle |
| 2 | The Malfoy Is A Jerk Song |
| 3 | The Great Snape Debate |
| 4 | Toujours Pur |
| 5 | The Mirror |
| 6 | Why Abduct The Ice Cream Man? |
| 7 | Love Song For The Marauders |