Skeelo - The Burger Song текст песни

Yeah
Skee Lo in the house, givin' shouts to all the homies out there
You know how we do it
6-4s, ragtops, cadillacs
This is how it sounds...

Hey, I'm right around the corner from my marriage spot
You see my bride isn't here, I guess she musta forgot
Have you seen her walking about, kinda rough
She got afro puffs, so I should call her rough
See I met her back in high school, my school
She was kinda fly, wants to be her guy, so I gave it a try
But why did I look in her eyes? Cause I been around the world with this girl now
I see her in the corner. Hey baby, look I'm in the spotlight losin' my religion
So let me get this off my chest as I unplug my telephone and give it a rest, stress
Girls be knockin' on my door like please and I be like Aladdin
Always poof all you need, poof all you need
So tell me homies can't you see, that if you ever wanna be as phat as me
You gotsta be a

Big mac, McBLT, a quarter pounder with some cheese
Fillet of fish, hamburger, cheesburger, happy meal
Milkshake, diet coke, big or large or smaller fries
Chicken oriental with salad on the side (x2)

Click click bang, what's my name? How many people do you know with styles ahh
Look at the way the criminal minds.
Ticks, tocks, wanna busta rock, I'm crazy.
See? Wanna play me? Wanna smack that from your lady?
I stroll, now I got soul, I'm too quick for that, so I step with the left right left.
I'm just a hippie, your girl she be dockin'. 3 in the morning got the one time knockin'
So yo you best to watch out because I knock out every opponent
Four letters in my name and I thought that I was on, oh dang! Double Jeopardy.
I'll take Beef for 300 please. How many people would like to join me in this dirty danger?
I was a forest ranger but I got fired for blowing stuff up out of anger.
So yo. Now tell me homie homie can't you see. That if you ever wanna be as phat as Skee,
You gotta be a

Big mac, McBLT, a quarter pounder with some cheese
Fillet of fish, hamburger, cheesburger, happy meal
Milkshake, diet coke, big or large or smaller fries
Chicken oriental with salad on the side (x2)

Right? Welcome to LA. And when in LA there's a few tips and pointers which everyone should follow
Keep your head straight ahead and watch your wallet I, hey!
Somebody call the cops! Somebody stole my socks!
Somebody stole my 9 millimeter skeeter, will not stop until they drop
Pop pop. And it won't stop. You fools must think I'm fruity.
Wanna get with one of my cuties? Wait a minute, I love Lucy.
And LA's my city, cause girls out here be pretty.
My number's 8-3-1-9-9-9-9 wanna call me and get with me?
My area code 3-1-0, PO Box and now you know
Represent the West Coast, whoa.

Cause I'm a Big mac, McBLT, a quarter pounder with some cheese
Fillet of fish, hamburger, cheesburger, happy meal
Milkshake, diet coke, big or large or smaller fries
Chicken oriental with salad on the side (x2)