Standing Backwards Naked - Rick's As Cool As A Popsicle текст песни

Caitlin has epilepsy
She is very serious
And her boyfriend killed himself
After getting her arrested

Rick loves her anyway
Cos rick's as cool as a popsicle!

Rick's awesome because he's honest
He's so small!
Yet he wears such large t-shirts
Rick's as cool as a popsicle

Kathleen's mums an alcoholic
And her boyfriend beats her
She takes drugs
And has an eating disorder

Rick walked kathleen home from school
Cos rick's as cool as a popsicle!

Rick's awesome because he's honest
He's so small!
Yet he wears such large t-shirts
Rick's as cool as a popsicle