I'm so excited this is great,
She drinks, she smokes, she stays out late.
She looks like a pornostar but not as slutty
And her teeth are straight.
She invited me to her pad.
If I could score it would be rad.
Got a condom in her hand
and she's taking off her pants
Then she put in that shitty band.
She said her favorite band was Limp Bizkit.
I asked her please Could you turn off that shitty shit?
She said Fuck no! and cranked up her stereo,
I got nauseous and I knew I had to leave the fucking room.
I haven't seen her for three weeks
I bet she thinks that I'm a creep.
Couldn't get it up, I was out of luck,
Later that night I couldn't sleep
| 1 | A Toast To The Good Times |
| 2 | Total Eclipse Of The Heart |
| 3 | Wasted |
| 4 | Happy Fun Song |
| 5 | Down With Anarchy |
| 6 | Tina Fey |
| 7 | You're Stupid I Hate You |
| 8 | Badonkadonk |
| 9 | Divas Are Skanks |
| 10 | Vlah-Day Dee-Vats |