THE ARROGANT WORMS - Malcolm текст песни

©1997 The Arrogant Worms
This song appears on Live Bait and Gift Wrapped.

Billy solves his problems by calling up his mom.
Heather solves her problems with drugs and alcohol.
Daniel solves his problems with a doctor and the law,
But Malcolm's got his own way, and it's better than them all.

'Cause Malcolm solves his problems with a chainsaw.
Malcolm solves his problems with a chainsaw.
Malcolm solves his problems with a chainsaw.
And he never has the same problem twice!

Whether it's a bill or a check arriving late,
Rancid marble cheese or a steak that's second rate,
Awful TV programs or a broken Elvis plate,
Or his fiancйe who dumps him because he's gaining weight...

Malcolm solves his problems with a chainsaw.
Malcolm solves his problems with a chainsaw.
Malcolm solves his problems with a chainsaw.
And he never has the same problem twice!

And he goes Vrumm! Aaahh! Vrumm! Aaahh! VRUMM!
Problem solved.