TKJ & LordChowder - E-Bitches текст песни

[intro and dedication]

No you can't get my play nc
and no you can't join my group to exp
I know it ain't your fault, I know you cant help it
but you show your tits for that valakas necklace
she'll marry you, but nothing's free
on that wedding day she wants a baium ring
call 'em the seamonster yeah that'll be the word
she'll say she love you as long as you exping her
you ever at see better bring a rain coat
have harpoon ready when you on a boat
SweetAshley, she wanted the cash see
couldn't afford to transfer HotKitty
would've been nice to have her on phoenix
but I wasn't sure if she was cocking a penis
Gyrlie in RR a clan full of fail
I'd like to thank her though for inspiring the hero whale

[whalermission]

This goes out to all the whores and the bitches
showing off your cooter for some more e riches
thought you found love but she played you for a fool
shes just doing what it takes to get that next boss jewel
like that sea monster and her greek lover
had one e scandal but then wanted another
y'all know the stories y'all seen the pics
legs wide open licking at her tits
but they never learn from others mistakes
and end up in a song by tkj and babycakes
just like crazyanna, youd think shed realize
but no, and her tits ain't even the same size.
Where do you even find a bra half a and half d
and why put it out for the whole world to see
the worst you could do is think no one will ever know
do some crazy shit on webcam like chiqo
no one ever wants to see you eat your own jizz
spreading that shit on crackers like its some cheese wizz
why send that out when you know shes gunna snitch
so next time you're hungry just get yourself a sandwich
call it a tip call it a fact call it what you want call it law
what this is is me and TKJ keeping you off l2blah.

Now it's time to tell a story significant to me
I lost my best friend to a monster at sea
started off cool, but I could of told ya
now he's freezing his ass off in south dakota
was fun man but playin with her im gunna quit
can't deny most girls cant play l2 for shit
except when it comes to getting the items
you know the only reason that you're in this alliance
cuz of that voice they had no other choice
in their application they vouch and then rejoice
enough of this, I don't even wanna think about it
gunna hand it off to chowder so he can speak about it

But theres more to this tale than seamonsters and whales
so hoist the anchor swab the deck set a course and raise the sails
let's take a second to forget about the opposite sexes
and instead on shady fuckers acting like t-rexes
give a nod to the og with the shortest of arms
that fat fuck Oba setting off all your alarms
he made a killing backstabbing everyone that he knows
for a lifetime supply of twinkies and doritos
keg and alt0id did it for a scooter and a dell
quicksh0t put in his mouth guard round 1 ring the bell
I come from ica where cashing outs the legacy
hey Zlena, can I get that +9 drac bow for pdub only?
You people make me sick and that's about all I can stand
me and TKJ gotta go, we got us a flight out to Poland

[end shit implying scandalous shit about Suggan]