Ho Ho Ho
So many christmas letters,
So many wishes,
Lucy wants a squeezie doll,
Jimmy wants a moon rocket,
Oh, this list is rather long,
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!
Hey now Santa I"m writing to you,
Cos there"s alot of cool shit I want
I know I"ve been naughty but cut me some slack,
Cos there"s alot of cool shit I want,
So here"s my list-a,
So check it out twice-a,
I waaaaaaant,
A solid gold Harley with machine guns on the front,
I waaaaaaant,
A Motley Crew lunchbox filled with sticky buns,
I want a see through jumpsuit that fits me tight,
I want all of the Beatles copyrights,
I want to chop Florida off the map,
I want Pamela Andersons speedo top,
So there you go Santa theres my christmas list,
Thats all the cool shit I want,
But wait a minute Santa theres some things I missed,
There"s still alot of cool shit I want,
So here"s my list-a,
So check it out twice-a,
I waaaaaaant,
A time machine and a BB gun,
I waaaaaaant,
A statue of Moby on the surface of the sun,
I waaaaaaant,
To party naked on a schoolbus full of nuns,
I waaaaaaant,
A bumper pool table and a robot
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pelican,
There you go Santa I"m sure you"ll agree,
That there"s some really cool shit I want,
I know I"ve been naughty but I guarantee,
That I deserve every single one,
So here"s my list-a,
So check it out twice-a,
I know I"ve been naughty but life aint nice-a,
PS I still-a need some more shit-a,
I waaaaaaant,
A diamond hyena shooting fire from his butt,
I waaaaaaant,
A cannibal chef to cook me sweet and sour buns,
I waaaaaaant,
A magical sleigh thats pulled by flying skunks,
I waaaaaaant,
All the cool shit I want!
1 | Kickapoo |
2 | Master Exploder |
3 | Beelzeboss |
4 | The Metal |
5 | Low Hangin' Fruit |
6 | Roadie |
7 | Pod |
8 | The Pick Of Destiny |
9 | Classico |
10 | Dio |