Tenacious D - Tribute (Music Video Version) текст песни

(Intro Role Play)
JACK: This is it, Buddy

KYLE: What? This is the awesome recording studio where we're
gonna record our album?

JACK: It's a studio, it says it on the door! It's official studio!

KYLE: This is one of those lame karaoke things.

JACK: Okay, you wanna bail, go ahead! You wanna walk away from
your dreams, or do you wanna come in here with me like
the Tenacious DI KNOW and CHANGE ROCK HISTORY?

KYLE: Okay

JACK: Thank you!

JACK: See man, they got headphones and everything!

KYLE: Wow, Cool!

JACK: Ooh, Sorry!

KYLE: No, look dude, they gotta record other peoples songs.

JACK: Well thats where a little studio engineering comes in handy
my hard-rocking amigo!!

KYLE: Oh, Man! Uh...The Light (whispers)

(Kyle starts to play!) Enjoy!!

(Song Lyrics)
This is the greatest and best song in the world.
Tribute.

A long time ago
Me and my brother Kyle, here...
We was hitchhiking down
A long and lonesome road.

All of a sudden
There shined a shiny demon
In the middle of the road

And he said:
"Play the best song in the world
Or I'll eat your soul" (Soul)

Well, me and Kyle
We looked at each other
And we each said:
"Okay."

And we played the first thing that came to our heads,
Just so happened to be,
The best song in the world,
It was the best song in the world!

Look into my eyes and it's easy to see,
One and one make two
Two and one make three.
It was destiny.

Once every hundred-thousand years or so
Where the sun doth shine and the moon doth glow
And the grass doth grow

Needless to say
The beast was stunned!
Whip-crack went whoopy tail!
And the beast was done.

He asked us:
"(snort) Be you angels?"
And we said:
"NAY! We are but men, ROCK!"

Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh,
Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh,
ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
Oooooooohhhh
wwwhhhoooah
ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-oh!

This is not
The greatest song in the world, no.
This is just a tribute.
Couldn't remember
The greatest song in the world, no. (no!)
This is a tribute!!

Ooohhh to the greatest song in the world, alright

It was the greatest song in the world all right

This is just the best mutha'fukin song,
The greatest song in the world all right

Di, too badoom bee go dee
go goo fligoo-gigoo, gafligoo-gigoo
badii lgigoo gi oo goo googi du badiii!
fligoo, ga fligoogi- Oh mama, Lucifer!

-Solo-

And the peculiar thing is this, my friend
The song we sang on that fateful night
it didn't actually sound anything like this song!
This is just a tribute.
You've gotta believe it.
And I wish you were there.
it's just a matter of opinion

oh, what the fuck!
Good god! God love ya
I'm so surprised To find you can't stop me now!
On fire, O hallelujah... I'm found
Rich motherfucker compadre soul
All right
All right

(Evil Old Woman Laughs)