The Adventures Of Duane And BrandO - Title-BuzzBuzz текст песни

Character select NESS.
Give it up for the brainiac, I'll name him JEFF.
I'm the man with the plan and I love to rock.
I'm gonna name my dog KING, even though he's not.
I got a girl on my crew, I'll let my game name her.
PAULA? Could that be any lamer?
I'll name the Asian guy POO 'cause I'm runnin' late.
I gotta get home, because my mom made STEAK.
That's delicious. Now let the game begin.
Three more measures 'cause the solo kicked in.
Now I'm sittin' here blankly lookin' at the screen.
I'm pressin' start now BrandO, I named my team.
Yes.
High five! ...and don't throw things at me again!
That hurt.
It hurt my feelings, and my emotions are now bruised.
And my leg's kinda hurtin', too.
Boom.

Listen to what I've gotta say!
I'm serious this time, my brother ran away!
I'm in big trouble Ness, I'll be grounded for life!
Help me out or I'll say something that'll cut you like a knife!
One second Pokey, lemme talk to my mom!
You ain't goin' nowhere with your PJs on!
Get up to your room and change your clothes.
Fine, I'm packed. Time to hit the road!
Now my sister shows up. "Lemme hold your stuff!
Take the Cracked Bat and your dog, King! Enough!
Now come along King! "Woof woof woof" (Don't think so bud. Leave me alone I'm gonna sleep on the rug)
Alright Mom I'm out!
Call your Dad first!
Get the ATM out of your Mother's purse!
Call me later and I'll save your game.
Let's get out of this house before I go insane!
Now we're walkin' through the woods on our way to the crash.
There he is behind the tree. "Where you goin' ass?
C'mon Picky let's go get out from under the tree!
Do you hear that sound? It sounds like a bee.

A bee I am... not.
I am Buzz Buzz.
I was sent here from the future.
The fate of the world is in your hands.
You must destroy Giygas.
Do not be afraid, Ness.
Oh no, an enemy.
"I'm scared!"
Do not be afraid.
(PSI Shield)
Listen up, Ness! Stay on your guard.
That Star Man Jr. will stomp you hard.
Ten years in the future, all is devastation.
That's why I showed up with no hesitation!
Now... Reach the point, and you will find the light.
You must shatter the Nightmare Rock.
I'm serious, Ness! It is the truth, so listen.
Giygas is more evil than a politician.
Come on!
No star, no star, Star Man.
I'm serious, you're dead!

Alright, you're home go and talk to your Dad!
Tell him all about the wonderful adventures you had.
Mom and Dad are gonna be so pissed!
Your mother looks mad, you'd better give her a kiss!
You're grounded for life, now go to your room.
Pull down your pants, I'm grabbin' the broom...
AAAIEEE! A bee! I'll smash your guts out!

Aaah! You fuckin' bitch, you fuckin' killed me!
Aaah! *cough* The pain! *cough* The paaaain! *cough*
Everything's getting dark. *cough* Goodbye Ness!
Uuuurgh...

One last thing before I finally die... *cough*
Take this thing, it's called a Sound Stone, guy.
There are eight different melodies that you have to record *cough*.
To prevent the Cosmic Destroyer from sending all to the horror of eternal darkness.
I'm dead...
Do you wanna hear my story again?
Yes.
Yes? Okay.
One last thing before I finally die...
Take this thing, it's called a Sound Stone, guy.
There are eight different melodies that you have to record.
To prevent the Cosmic Destroyer from sending all to the horror of eternal darkness.
I'm dead...
Do you wanna hear my story again?
Okay.
I'm really dead now...