 
I often sit alone up in a tree
Waving to the ones that wave at me
I think well just how stupid can they be
Waving to a man up in a tree
What they don't know is I am counting them
I even count the ladies and the men
I put the numbers in my little book
And only me can ever have a look
All I ask is a piece of mind
Which I lost somewhere down amongst the mess
All I want is for people to be kind
And walk slower to be counted when they pass
I think well just how stupid can they be
Waving to a man up in a tree
I know that I will have to stop my fun
When I meet a girl who I can not count on
Maybe marry her and happy we would be
Not counting but a-sitting up a tree
I put the numbers in my little book
And only me can ever have a look
I think well just how stupid can they be
Waving to a man up in a tree
| 1 | The Birthday | 
| 2 | Happy Birthday | 
| 3 | I Like My Toys | 
| 4 | Morning Sunshine | 
| 5 | Mrs. Ward | 
| 6 | End Of The Road | 
| 7 | On With The Show | 
| 8 | Pie In The Sky |