ICHY:
I need you like a hole in the head
DIL:
And I need you like a bug in the bed!
ICHY:
You constantly bite the claw that feeds you!
BOTH:
Who needs you? Not me!
DIL:
I need you like a pain in the gut!
ICHY:
Oh yeah? And I need you like a kick in the butt!
You truly disgrace the race that breeds you
BOTH:
Who needs you? Not me!
DIL:
Who needs you, you creepy, crawly creature?
You're ugly as sin, just a scraggly bag of skin
ICHY:
And who needs you?
Your tail's your finest feature
You're thick skinned and a bore
Draggin' your belly 'round the floor!
DIL:
Oh, I need you like a rock on my toes!
ICHY:
And I need you like a sock on the nose
I'm shocked and appalled by your behavior
DIL:
Don't try being nice, 'cause that won't save ya!
BOTH:
I'm better off without you, I can see
So who needs you? Not me!
ICHY:
I need you like a cold in July!
DIL:
And I need you like a punch in the eye!
ICHY:
Of all the dumb beasts, not one precedes you
BOTH:
Who needs you? Not me!
DIL:
I need you like I need a disease!
ICHY:
And I need you like the sun needs to freeze!
For quickness of mind, a rock outspeeds you
BOTH:
Who needs you? Not me!
DIL:
Who needs you, you cross-eyed, crazy critter?
You twitter and squawk and you're knock-kneed when you walk
ICHY:
And who needs you, you flat foot, four foot quitter?
You're bitter and you're mad 'cause you're as ugly as your dad!
DIL:
Oh, I need you like I need some more teeth!
ICHY:
I lift a rock and find you underneath
I'm deeply upset by your demeanor
DIL:
I know that I'm mean, but you're de-mean-or
BOTH:
No more unlikely pair could ever be
ICHY:
The word is incompatability!
DIL:
Not only that, we don't get on, you see!
BOTH:
So who needs you, except the race that breeds you?
Who needs you
DIL:
Not me!
ICHY
Not me!
DIL:
Not me!
ICHY
Not me!
BOTH:
Not me!
Thanks to KimberlyJordan
Thanks to MP for correcting these lyrics
1 | Friends For Dinner |
2 | Peaceful Valley |
3 | If We Hold On Together |
4 | The Mad Song |
5 | Big Water |
6 | Adventuring |
7 | It Takes All Sorts |
8 | No One Has To Be Alone |
9 | Chanson D'Ennui |
10 | Very Important Creature |