The Mighty Boosh - Hitcher текст песни

Trapped in a box by a cockney nutjob
Have a cup of tea, have a cup of tea,
I'm the hitcher, let me put you in the picture
Creepin' in your room in the dead of night
With me solo polo vision

I'm a cockney Geezer, watch me bleed ya
I knew the Ripper when he was just a nipper
I taught him how to slice, I cut 'em up a treat

Pound your banana (two pound your pear)
Pound your banana (two pound your pear)
Fourteen shillings for your melons (oh yeah!)

We're the Piper twins, Jim and Jackie Piper
Cutting through the night like a windscreen
Wiping you away like rain drops
Don't mess with the boys
--Shut your noise

Comin' on strong like a freakshow nightmare
Dancin' skeletons, white, blue and yellow 'uns
Movin' through the shadows with the speed of a cat
And if you cross us I'll cut you
And you ain't gonna like that

I've bad juju, I use voodoo if I choose to
I harness the forces of evil to amuse you
A power, a polo, an evil magnet
Suckin' up your soul
And you ain't gonna like that!