Great pharaoh of today
Junked up a modern-day crusade
Oh what a clever charade
Great Western garden states
Break laws to keep the people down
A self elected clown
Take the children of the nation
Offer them an education
Life or death is no vacation
On a covert operation to
Do what they tell you to do
[Chorus:]
Put em in a uniform
Start culling the herd
Orient the ordnance
Start culling the herd
Religion holds instruction
To be a weapon of mass distraction
Soon they'll make a martyr of you
Engage take the flak
Stretched out on a rack by the pool
For a barrel of crude
Holy mission of atrition
Politicians coalition
Are you going? Yes I am
I'll see you in Afghanistan in June
Marching in a platoon
| 1 | Drink Some More |
| 2 | Farewell to Nova Scotia |
| 3 | Pour Decisions |
| 4 | Bugger Off |
| 5 | Loch Lomond |
| 6 | Chip |
| 7 | Smokin' Bowl |
| 8 | Scots Wha' Ha'e |
| 9 | Nessie |
| 10 | The Catalpa |