There once was a woman who once was a man
Who thought that he did but did not understand.
There once was a hermit who held in his hand
The heart of a lonely and unattached man.
There once was a soldier who stood in the sand
Saluting the sun when he wanted to dance.
There once was a butcher come back from the dead
He opened his mind and took poison instead.
There once was a weaver who wished for a fool
To live down below her and hand up her tools.
There once was a species who filled up the world
With lust, love, confusion, talk, tacos, and turds.
| 1 | Constantinople |
| 2 | Hello Skinny |
| 3 | Act Of Being Polite |
| 4 | Make Me Moo |
| 5 | Die In Terror |
| 6 | Santa Dog |
| 7 | Don't Be Cruel |
| 8 | Two Lips |
| 9 | Demons Dance Alone |
| 10 | Harry The Head |