I think it's kinda funny how ya think you're fuckin cool
Sean thinks you're a dingbat N' Doug thinks you're a tool
Well I see your band on T.V.
Yer not what I wanna be
I'm just glad you are, and I'm not
Cause you're a twat
I hate your fuckin make-up and your pants are P.V.C.
You pull into the city in your brand new S.U.V.
Well I see you on MTV
Yer not what I wanna be
I'm just glad you are, and I'm not
Cause you're a twat
You fuckin sell-out, don't wanna hear ya pout
On how much dough you spend on coke
Pay-o-la's got you there. Go clean your underwear
You know you're such a fucking joke
| 1 | Friday The 13th |
| 2 | I Can't Have A Merry Christmas |
| 3 | Mall Punks Fuck Off |
| 4 | I Go Mental |
| 5 | Degenerate Girl |
| 6 | She Gets Around |
| 7 | Shit Outta Luck |